Dear Spring, are you, or aren't you? Stop confusing me. Spring rain, I get it. Spring snow, maybe--as long as it melts quickly. But all day long snow storms? No. That is not the spring I know and love. Please get yourself together or we are through, and I will fill my daydreams with thoughts of my summer love.
Dear Children, I am sorry that sometimes when daddy is gone I don't feel like cooking. I know that
peanut butter toast + banana + steamed broccoli + a piece of cheese is kind of a funny dinner.
Dear Icecream Man, it's 50°. If your $5 icecream bars out of your creepy van don't tempt me when it's 90°, I certainly won't be buying one today.
Dear 100s of Seeds that I'm afraid I killed....I am SORRY! Please don't be angry, and promise me you'll sprout soon. I had no idea it was going to snow soooooooo much. I know you can survive light frosts, but please don't die on me. oh please.
Dear My Children's Pants/Shirts/Shoes/Socks, why do you always end up on the table/counter?
Dear children, please keep your pants on.
Dear It's Kind of a Funny Story, where did you come from? I had never heard of you until you popped up on the Netflix front page. What an excellent movie you were! Thank you.
Dear Our Giant Tree, I am so excited that you are finally budding, and will soon be bearing leaves to shade us from the scorching summer sun.
Dear Scorching Summer Sun,
our giant tree is budding, you can come out now.
Dear Handful of Chocolate Chips + Almonds, bless you.
Dear mustard, gold, copper, bronze, baby poo, and cat vomit, you are my favorite colors right now. What is wrong with me?
Dear Boy, thank you for drawing me so accurately, with 1 foot of hair.
Dear People who are looking at the houses for sale in our neighborhood, please be awesome people.
Dear people with stinky feet in yoga, why do you always stand by me?
Dear Laundry Room, I'm sorry for constantly throwing things in/on/around you and quickly closing the door. I suppose it's time I put a little more effort in to you.
Dear Friends, I am compiling a list of classic must watch movies.....there are some really big titles I have failed to watch in my lifetime. (Star Wars (gasp!), Steel Magnolia, Citizen Kane, etc, etc).
Please feel free to add your must watch and classic movies to my list if you like.
sincerely yours/your friend/much thanks/lovingly,